| Rituals of The First Church of Stephanie of LazyTown
- Wear the sacred color pink on a regular basis.
- Listen to the songs from the Orthodox Scriptures on a regular basis.
- Watch the Orthodox Scriptures on a regular basis.
- Use pictures and icons of The Stephanie online as much as possible.
- Seek to emulate The Stephanie and thus call Her Pink Light into the world.
- Read various Unorthodox Scriptures of the LazyTown world, especially those about The Stephanie, on a regular basis.
- Praise The Stephanie on a regular basis.
- Beseech The Stephanie on a regular basis to bless us with Her Pink Light and Her guidance.
- Praise The Sportacus, who is The Stephanie's consort, and who is The Sun.
- Banish the spirit of Robbie Rotten with the joy, excitement, and activity of The Pink Light of The Stephanie.
- Meditate on the meanings of the scriptures.
- Begin and end the day with a rousing rendition of "Bing Bang digga brigga dong..."
- Be kind, caring, and compassionate like The Stephanie, especially to Unbelievers.
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